Monday, September 15, 2008

Day 3

You'll have to click on this picture (to view it full size) to figure out what is wrong (other than the fact that you can't see any water). Yes we can what?

This is near Arthur, Illinois. I wanted to take a picture to give everyone the sense of corn that this part of the country has. We have no concept of this in New Jersey. Yes, they grow corn in New Jersey. It is taken to a whole other level here. They are serious about it. It is everywhere. The newspapers are made of corn. Cars have corn in the ashtrays. People wear it. Really.Apparently, Illinois is raising a sunflower army to take over the world. We have pictures of where it started. Arthur, Illinois. You heard it here first.
I couldn't help but post this... The irony is killing me. Oh, in case you don't get it, Subway sucks.
Quite frankly, I think Satan has better things to do...
From Springfield, Illinois: This is what Abe Lincoln would look like if he were a 100 foot tall monster, destroying tall buildings and making you wish you had never been born to live through his reign of terror.
My heart stopped when I saw this. Grateful Dead fans sit down (if you stand while you're on the internet) before you look at this picture. Jerry Garcia is alive and well and living in Springfield, Illinois! If this picture isn't proof enough, then you live alone in a prison of ignorance constructed just for you (by you).
The house Abraham Lincoln lived in before he moved to the White House. It looked neat.

5 comments:

Matt said...

Just so all my peeps are on board with my "Go Obama" mantra, the "YES WE CAN" stickers are my way of spreading the good word across this great country! Eight years of eating shit and saying it tastes delicious is enough! Love Shelly

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, I too have seen this tall monster, he and his legion of doom have freed the people of the free world from their need to hire folk to pick their cotton free of charge. It is also been heard that he can pull a rabbit from his hat....Please stop by the theater and have a shot on me....Rudey

Anonymous said...

MMM. Me lovey corn and sunflowerery seeds.....Subway yummy too. These pictures are so perfect for my sleeptime colection, we need to see jerry naked with abe!!!Mmmm battle of the beards!!!!Yes you can!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Shel and Matt, I love this, I am taking a road trip vicariously through you guys. Be safe and I am looking forward to more. Love Aunt Betsy

Anonymous said...

Hey Matt and Shelly,
I love all your pictures and comments. Holy shit i thought Gerry died! I cant belive it. I love you Guys. Be safe and have fun. XOXOXOXO Love, Stac